Little Goth Riding Hood

If you happen to be walking in the forest mid-morning, chances are good you'll encounter Little Goth Riding Hood. She'll be striding along, happy as can be, carrying goodies for her Nana. While it's true that wolves roam the forest, they're never a problem for our goth girl. "One time, there was a wolf hassling me as I was going to Nana's house. Kept pestering me with stupid questions about my goodies for Nana. When I got to Nana's house, she saw what was going on. She kicked that wolf's ass but good."