Let's continue with what sarted as a failed female POV. The Cowgirl - the best position ever for lazy guys, like myself 😁 But I was not lazy drawing it, so the set comes in two parts 😏
She does all the bouncing, grinding, circling, and pace-setting – you just lie there enjoying the view (boobs! eye contact! total control handover!). It's like having a personal fitness instructor... but way more fun and zero gym membership needed. Bonus: Great angles for her pleasure too, so everyone's winning (except your calorie burn, which stays gloriously low).
Why it's the BEST for us, the lazy guys:
Zero cardio on your end ✔️
Prime spectator seat ✔️
Feels amazing without you moving a muscle ✔️
If you get really ambitious, you can add a lazy hip twitch for extra points ✔️