"Hmmm. Ah dunno what that perverted monkey's going on about with this 'mirror selfie.' I mean, taking a picture of yourself in your best swimsuit? She tryin' to get us scouted as models? That being said, this thing's great on me!"
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"This pose is kinda embarrassing, but I sure do have an amazing body!"
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"...She never said anything 'bout what happens next."