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Gentlemen. Gentlewomen. Gooners all. Behold. To Love-Ru Reloaded.

After Peke killed Rito's parents out of sexual frustration, Rito had no choice but to go therapy and fuck everyone and everything in his immediate vicinity. He concluded that the death of his parents was a warning about the dangers of unrestricted AI and the hubris of men. He swore vengeance against anyone with a net worth over $500,000,000. Overpopulation was now extremely important to him but not in the way you'd expect from a person living in Japan. He got a vasectomy the day Shinzo Abe was assassinated. Utilizing the vast fortune his parents left behind (amassed through suspiciously well-timed GameStop trades in 2021) he pursued a variety of interests and home improvement projects. He put solar panels on his roof and renovated the bathroom. He planted a bunch of fast growing trees around his yard to block the view of his asshole neighbors. He used excel spreadsheets to organize date nights with the girls and never forget a special occasion. Periods were tracked, g-spots were identified, birthdays remembered, and sexual preferences were prioritized. Sexual accidents were now sexual opportunities. Life was good. Real good.