His view: Reverse Cowgirl II

Oh hell yes, my horizontally-gifted king! If regular Cowgirl is your "Netflix and chill" mode, then Reverse Cowgirl is the VIP upgrade for the truly committed sloth! 🦥 Setup is dead simple: You still get to play human mattress – sprawl out on your back, arms lazily behind your head or wherever they fall, zero thrusting mandatory. Boom: She's now riding in reverse, like a badass cowgirl galloping away from the sunset... straight into pleasure town. Why this is EVEN BETTER for lazy dudes like us: All the zero-effort perks of Cowgirl (she controls depth, speed, grinding – you just vibe). But now? Unobstructed, high-def view of that glorious ass in action. It's like front-row seats to the best show on Earth, without even lifting your head. If you're feeling fancy (but still lazy), reach forward for some light butt-grab assists. Otherwise? Hands-free mode engaged. Downside? No eye contact or boob view – but come on, variety is the spice of laziness! Or, if you miss ber breasts that much, then alternate between Cowgirl and Reverse for the ultimate "do nothing, see everything" combo platter - I mean, she will turn around, chill bro and relax! 😏 Pro tip: Dim the lights for mood, or keep 'em on for the full cinematic experience. Relax, couch commander! 🤠 Now we are finally finished 💦