Evangelia The Demigoddess
I gently shook the naked woman sleeping on the bed in the spare room. She opened her eyes, blinked a couple of times, then looked at me. "Who are you?" I asked. "Who am I? Why, I am Evangelia, the daughter of Lord Zeus and Phoebe, a simple peasant woman. And I am a demigoddess!" (She smiled as she said this.) I looked at this chubby woman with a chubby belly. "If you say so. But, if you're a demigoddess, do you have any special powers?" Evangelia thought for a moment. "Well, not precisely. Lately I've been traveling with Dionysus, assisting him as he travels the countryside. Last night, we came by your house; Dionysus invoked the custom of xenia, had me brought into your house." The demigoddess rubbed her throat. "Could I get a drink of water? My throat's really dry."