"What The Fork?"

Celeste, normally an angel of gentle disposition, recently got her hands on a GoldBrick handheld gaming console. She initially played puzzle games and adventure games, but wanted to play games with plenty of action. She latched onto "Rabbit Punch," a fighting game where anything goes and no holds are barred. Slapsy Maxie, the character she selected to play, got off to a good start. Lately, though, Slapsy's been getting his ass kicked seven ways to Sunday. Celeste tries various fighting combos, but Slapsy still keeps getting beaten like a rug. One day, Celeste blows her angelic top. "What the fork, dude? What is your major malfunction, dripsheet? Do you want to get forked up the tollhouse cookie turnpike on purpose? Devil may cry!"