Best. Birthday. Present. Ever.

My bestie, Janie, got me this device for my birthday. "Honey," she said, "you're gonna love it." I read the instructions, plugged it in, shucked off my clothes, straddled the machine, and turned it on. And Oh... My... God... I'd never felt so... aroused. This gizmo is way better than a vibrator. Way, way, better...