Meet Captain Hooke

"Hello, mate. Jamie Hooke's the name, brazen piracy's my game. (pause) "Oh yes, I've heard tell of this other Captain Hook, but as you can see (waving her left hand), I'm not missing any body parts. Now I'll tell you who gets my heart racing. Jack Sparrow, that's who." (pause) "He may be a rascally rogue, but I do like the cut of his jib."