Post-Orgasm Vision

Marcy was excited. Her Claremont Cougars basketball team was on the verge of becoming state champions. The only way Marcy could calm down was to rub one out. She got herself off, and as she relaxed, she had a vision. She saw the fans in the gym going nuts. There were mere seconds left on the game clock. All the Cougars had to do was sink a three-pointer to win the game. The fans grew silent. Shooting guard Dave Wilson took the shot. The ball sailed through the air... Swish! Claremont had come from behind, winning the game 77 to 74! Marcy smiled, then fainted.