A Tantalizing Proposal

I must confess, mortal, that when first I saw you, I wanted your blood to slake my thirst. But gazing upon your magnificent manhood has caused me to reconsider. So I offer you a proposal: I lick and suck your mighty phallus, and you send your cum down my throat. Then you take me from behind until I cry with pleasure. I then turn you, so that you become one of us, a member of the Undead. You shall be my partner and protector, and I your loving companion. So, mortal: What say you?