Software Upgrade Concern

INTERNAL MEMO From: Engineering Division To: Shipboard Systems Division Subject: Software Upgrade What the F%!$ did you clowns do to the software upgrade for the Minerva-class robots? Did some smartass insert a goofball subroutine? The Minerva-class robots downloaded their software upgrade at 1900 hrs yesterday per Fleet Directive 300-01. At 1000 hrs today, Engineering personnel reported that the Minervas were behaving "strangely"; to wit, whenever a Minerva encountered a group of male crew members, the robot would stop, with her rear facing the crew members, look at the crew members over her shoulder, wiggle her rear, do a quick on-off-on sequence with one electronic eye, then continue on her way. This issue needs to be resolved ASAP! CPO C. J. Kelso @azariel, @parda, @reptorn, @peterco, @gildenstein, @heihund, @casca_kirei-onna, @poly7, @thoughtzi, @terror2, @warmicestudios, @smut317