"I find some human men are very kind and willing to help a lonely elven widow in need. I want to thank you for removing the tree stump behind my cottage. Now I can plant my vegetable garden and earn some coins by selling my produce at the village market. I thought that, perhaps, I could reward your efforts with the physical pleasure of my body." (giggle) "I see that part of you likes the idea. I promise I won't bite... unless you want me to..."