A Picnic With Tessie

Tessie adores Brad and wants to love and be loved by him. One day, Tessie decided to do something special for Brad. She thought an outdoor picnic in the park's sheltered area would be splendid. She prepared Brad's favorite foods and placed them in a picnic hamper. Tessie also placed a six-pack in a separate container. She took the food and the six-pack to the park, set down a picnic blanket, positioned everything just so, and, on an impulse, took off her clothes. She texted Brad to meet her at the park. When Brad arrived, he stared at Tessie and the food. Tessie said, "Sweetie, since it's such a lovely day, I wanted to thank you for all the nice things you've done for me." Tessie grabbed the six-pack container, opened it, and removed the six-pack. "I even got your favorite brewskis: PBR!" Tessie patted a spot next to her on the blanket. "Let's dig in!"