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20 Questions With Star-Weaver! 🌠

> Interviewer S: Star-weaver > Hello again folks, it's been a while but after our last live show went off the rails your old pal Johnny Rocket had a performance review and some angry executives to placate. But the good news is I’m back to bring you a brand new episode of the Midnight Hour, live from Stardust Crossing, now with a mandatory five second delay for extra safety. And believe me, our next guest is truly out of this world. Go ahead and introduce yourself. S: HELLO! *audio peaking* *brief static* Oops, sorry about that. Hello! I’m §̵̧̡̟͍̭̫͚̯̹͇̓̅̿͊̑͌͂¢̴͔̖̃̒͜͠∆̸̣̭̮̞̮̳̂̾̃̓̔̚̕͜ͅ£̴̨̺̖̪͇͉̙̘̜͛͋̀͒̈́̋̊̇͂̀͋§̴̧͍͈͈̞̺͓͓͊̈́̈́̓̈́̉̀͋̀͆͘͜͠ͅ¥̸̛͇͉͔̖̱͍̩͊͐͒̅́̈́͒̀̌̂̍̌͊͝§̶̫͎̩̀͛̋̌̚̕£̸̢̡̛͈̭͍̮͓̼̤̭͆̔̆̀͂̐͝͝ͅ∆̶̨͇͈͍̗̭̭̘̹͓̞̪̯̣͂̐̀͗̈́̀͝£̴̢̧̲̹̺͙̣̟̦̖͓͂̃͜}̷̲̝͖̱̱̹̞̣̜̆̌́̋̄̇̄̋̎͌̋̉͐͝°̶̩͕̗̯͓̫̼̟̞̻̟̹͍̙̟͒͊̔̌̇̚͜͠͝, but my friends call me Star! > Um, what did you say first there? S: Hello! > Nevermind, do you have any nicknames? S: There were some suspicious guys who called me Subject Zero. But I don’t have to worry about them anymore. *giggle* > Sounds kind of dangerous! What did they want with a young woman like you? S: Something about a cognito- cognaz- corgi huzzah? I don't really remember. > Well, at least you’re safe now. S: Yeah! *giggle* > What’s your job? S: Making people happy! > That’s admirable, actually, but how do you go about it? S: By trying to give them what they need to be happy, duh! It's not that complicated. > So you get a wish list first? Like Santa Claus? S: Um… Not really. It's more like… when someone really needs me, I can hear them. And when I can hear what their heart is crying out for, then I can do something about it. > I think I understand. You see someone in need and you jump into action? S: Yeah! Like a super hero! > Very cool. What sort of things do you do for fun? S: Oh, lots of stuff! The city is a great place to explore! > Anything in particular though? Music? Food? Everyone has something they’re really into. S: Yes! All of it! Well, most of it. > Oh? Got a least favorite thing? S: No coffee! No bitter! No spicy! That’s about it. > Got a sensitive pallet? S: Palette? I like colors! What’s your favorite one? > Oh, umm… Blue? Or maybe yellow? S: Good choices! I can never decide, so I just use them all. > Well, that would explain the hair. S: Isn’t it neat? > How do you get it to float like that? S: Float? *Rustling sounds* Huh, it is floating! I had no idea! > Well, we have seen stranger things on this show I suppose. *laughs*. Let's get back on script. What are some of your favorite places? S: Stardust Crossing is my favorite! There’s so many interesting people here and they have such fun thoughts. This whole planet is pretty special, actually. I’m supposed to get back to work but I really like it on Earth! Oh, have you ever been to the Tarantula Nebula? > I can’t say I have. S: Oh, you should check it out! A lot of cute baby stars live there! Some big fattys too. It's great! The stellar wind is so strong that you can drift for light years without even kicking your feet! It's like… a lazy river! > I see. We’ll, if old Johnny ever gets a real rocket ship I’ll be sure to ask you for directions. S: Deal! > Let's see… Do you have any pets at home? S: Vega’s apartment doesn't allow pets. > Ah, that’s right, we had her on the show a few weeks ago. We’ll get to everyone in the city eventually. S: Do you have any pets Johnny? > I’m a busy guy, but I do have a goldfish. S: Cute! What’s its name? > Roger. But hey, who’s interviewing who here? S: *giggles* *static interference* > Sorry for the feedback listeners, the mic seems to be on the fritz today. S: Sorry. > It's not your fault. Time’s running out on us though. Who would you say is your closest friend? S: Oh… I owe a lot to Big Sis Vega. And Stealth-chan too. But me and Nail go way back. She’s a really special girl. > Ah, you can say that again. S: *laughs* She really got you good huh? > Speaking of, is there anyone that gets on your nerves? S: *voice lowered* The accursed Mr. Whiskers. > *Voice lowered* Mr. Whiskers? S: He’s so ANNOYING! He keeps pawing at the window at like 4pm when I’m trying to sleep, and he leaves dead lizards on the doormat! > We’re talking about a cat, right? S: He’s the neighbor’s cat, but he’s a menace. He’s almost as annoying as mosquitos. Oh, and sales tax! What do you mean the price changes when I take something to the counter?! If Vega gives me two dollars, then I want to buy the $1.99 drink, then it's suddenly over $2! You know? > Hey, I’m sure you’re in good company on that one. S: And then there’s the ACD! They put me in a jar! A big jar full of bubbles. Can you believe it? So rude. And what’s up with the… um… indecency laws! I don't need clothes in space! What’s the big deal!? And- > Woah there, let’s cool the jets. S: Coffee and- Oh! Sorry. *giggles* > They're cutting to sponsors, any parting words? S: Never stop dreaming! I promise someone is out there listening!