"Know this, mortal. I am Aphrodite, goddess of not only love, but of lust as well. On occasion, I, like my Lord Zeus, leave Mount Olympus and travel amongst humankind. You have worshiped in my temple, given me a pleasing offering, and made clear a desire to experience the physical pleasure of a woman's body. I am here to provide what you are looking for. I see your marvelous-looking phallus is ready. Shall we?"