AI art "Seamen donate to local Goddess and shrine" with user description "A bunch of lonely and down on their luck seamen, sailors discuss among themselves about their woes. After docking, they hear rumors about a shrine nearby and about an apparent Goddess that occupies that shrine of which they do not believe. They decide to go to the shrine to pray for luck, good fortune and to get laid. But when they get there they see a performance from a beautiful shrine maiden of which everyone, including themselves are struck by awe to what can only be interpreted as magic. The performance ends, everyone claps and gives their praise to then leave shortly after. The seamen still there approach the shrine maiden who then says "It is I! Nagi! The most wonderful and brilliant Goddess! Have you come to sing your praise? Have you come to give your offerings? Come, pray tell.". Noticing that they are alone, the seamen look at each other with evil grins as if they can read each other's minds but the Goddess picks up on this. "I-I am a Goddess! Whatever you are t-thinking it will not work as I have special p-powers! It will not w-work!" Nagi exclaims. A seaman replys "Even now? I have kryptonite?" pulling out a mysterious glowing stone. "Don't be stupid, some fictional stone doesn't exist. Plus that is only meant to work agai..." Nagi states but then stops feeling that she is getting weaker. A sweat goes down her face as the malintent expressions and laughter get stronger. They approach menacingly, "I'll curse you mortals" Nagi says boldly but with some doubt. One seaman then says "Itadakimasu!!""

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Seamen donate to local Goddess and shrine

A bunch of lonely and down on their luck seamen, sailors discuss among themselves about their woes. After docking, they hear rumors about a shrine nearby and about an apparent Goddess that occupies that shrine of which they do not believe. They decide to go to the shrine to pray for luck, good fortune and to get laid. But when they get there they see a performance from a beautiful shrine maiden of which everyone, including themselves are struck by awe to what can only be interpreted as magic. The performance ends, everyone claps and gives their praise to then leave shortly after. The seamen still there approach the shrine maiden who then says "It is I! Nagi! The most wonderful and brilliant Goddess! Have you come to sing your praise? Have you come to give your offerings? Come, pray tell.". Noticing that they are alone, the seamen look at each other with evil grins as if they can read each other's minds but the Goddess picks up on this. "I-I am a Goddess! Whatever you are t-thinking it will not work as I have special p-powers! It will not w-work!" Nagi exclaims. A seaman replys "Even now? I have kryptonite?" pulling out a mysterious glowing stone. "Don't be stupid, some fictional stone doesn't exist. Plus that is only meant to work agai..." Nagi states but then stops feeling that she is getting weaker. A sweat goes down her face as the malintent expressions and laughter get stronger. They approach menacingly, "I'll curse you mortals" Nagi says boldly but with some doubt. One seaman then says "Itadakimasu!!"