CHAPTER 3: “Getting the Pearl Thong”

A sexy, velvet female voice: “I had just received the most beautiful pearl thong I’ve ever seen. I wish I could say it came from a lover or a secret fan, but no. It came from the Tech Department. It is a special radar, beacon-thing. Most likely the pearls are not even real. But hey, they look so real I won’t tell anyone. I’ll pretend they were a real gift from a secret admirer.” Barry opens another hard case. From it he takes out a couple of smaller pearl strings. - “And I made matching anklets. Here, let me put them on you.” Barry kneels down in front of her ready to place those anklets on her but as Pearl raises her knee and places her naked foot in front of him, Barry freezes. The sight of Pearl’s intimate part being so close to him, touching her leg and the scent of her perfume, makes Barry’s mind go blank. Barry goes to a place where Pearl and him are together. A nice place where they live together as a married couple and where Pearl is madly in love with him. He imagines that Pearl is … - “Barry915! Barry915! WHERE ARE YOU??!!” A loud voice on the intercom snaps Barry out of his fantasy. - “Barry come on! They are waiting for us!” Pearl tells him. - “What?! Ooh, sorry I… I… never mind! Barry looks down and focuses his attention on placing both anklets as fast as he can. - “They are beautiful, Barry! Thank you!!” - “It is… (he wanted to say ‘a pleasure’ but instead he said) my job” He smiles. - “Hey, Barry… (Pearl starts blushing) I need to ask for a favor, a BIG favor. Please don’t tell the guys that I haven’t had sex in a long time. Please Barry, please!! I’ll be the laughing-mockery of the Station!!” - “Em, yeah, sure. Of course, I can keep a secret.” - “Oh, Barry you are amazing!! Thank you so much!” (kisses him on the mouth) I love you, you know that! - “Mmh, yes I know that. I love you too…” Pearl rushes out the door. TRAINING DECK - MOMENT LATER! Everyone is there. Either naked on in their underwear. They are all showing their new devices to one another. - “Hey, finally Jennings is here! Now we can start” Commissioner addresses the crowd: - “You have all been given updated devices. They all have a new feature that we will test right now. Behind that gate is a large labyrinth with hidden rooms with difficult or no access. Inside a few rooms we have manage to secure some. . . Catgirls” - “What?!” Everybody is surprised. - “Don’t worry! I assure you this means no harm to you! You will not be in ANY contact with them. And that is the whole purpose of this. You see “Cuteness” has a very special frequency. “Cute Girls” they vibrate at a HIGHER frequency. Color pink leaves traces. Your devices are specially equipped with radars and sensors that detect that high frequency so you’ll be able to detect when ‘cuteness’ is near by. Even if several feet away in another room. Now all you have to do is pay close attention at the vibration of your device and practice getting closer to the source. Of course the closer cuteness is the harder your device will vibrate”. The gates unlock. One by one start walking in to that dark labyrinth. - “Good luck ladies and gentleman” (To be continued)