The Outlaw, the Warlord, and the Demon

"Uuugh, apologies. I have failed to procure ingredients for tonight's dinner. I need compliments and head pats." "Eh!? U-uh, there, there, don't cry. Things will get better. G-good girl?" "Haahh. Such bliss." "O-onee-chan, am I doing this right?" ----------------------------------- "I should've known I have enough talent to call upon THE Oda Nobunaga." "Likewise. Who knew I would meet my modern-day counterpart? Together, we will unify not just this city, but the entire universe!" *Boisterous laughter* "Universal conquest aside, there's just one question I cannot get my mind out of?" "Oh? And what would that be, my contractor?" "...How did you become a woman?" ----------------------------------- "Alright, now that those boring check-ups are done, it's time us girls have some fuuun!" "Wait a minute. We still need to visit Onee-san and her friends for that report." "Oh, they can wait. So, what do we do first? Shopping? Joyriding? Witch hunting?? 'Cause I'd love to take one on." "*Sigh* I didn't ask to be like Faust..." "Well, too bad! We got together to shoo away your boredom, so that's what we're going to do!" ______________________________ In Kamihama City, Servant contracts were gifted to a certain hospital trio. Whether these encounters arose from someone's whim or mark a sign of upheaval, only fate can tell.