I Think It's Gonna Be A Two-Coffee Morning

Bitsy is not feeling her usual chipper self this morning. There was a farewell party last night at the office for Maggie in HR, who was retiring. The party was a blast. Bitsy drank wine, hugged Maggie and cried, drank wine, flirted with Bob from Finance, drank wine, danced with Jack from Maintenance, and drank wine. When Bitsy rolled out of bed, a little voice in her head said, "I need caffeine. Stat!"