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26 minutes ago

The Zombie does not enter the bar. It is unearthed. An ancient tropical relic, dressed in bright fruit and carrying enough rum to make every responsible decision quietly prepare its last words. It looks friendly, almost innocent. But beneath the mint, citrus and colourful disguise waits one of the great immortals of cocktail history. Sailors, poets, rock stars and men who claimed they could “handle their alcohol” have all stood before it. The Zombie remembers every one of them. You do not order it because you are thirsty. You order it because some gloriously foolish part of your soul wants to know whether the legends are true. Then the glass arrives. Rum, fruit, spice and old tropical sorcery, assembled with the ambition of a cathedral and the moral restraint of a pirate funeral. Soon, friendships become eternal, bad songs become profound, and someone announces a plan too brilliant to survive until morning. The Zombie simply watches. It has been doing this for generations. The Zombie is not the end of the night. It is the reason the night requires an autopsy. 🧟‍♂️🍹🔥

27 minutes ago

🧟‍♂️🍸❤️

about 1 hour ago

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樓主about 1 hour ago

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樓主about 1 hour ago

@octavian @peterco @smut317 @cef_ultra @bad77 @parda @zerogroupe21 @goobygubby @poly7 @wsol

27 minutes ago

Imagine the smell. A zombie and a slut? That is a deadly combination...

樓主about 1 hour ago

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heihund

50 分鐘前

Drinks: Zombie

You are young, you are strong, you can withstand anything. You've drunk with lumberjacks — and stood your ground like a tree,  you've stumbled out of harbor taverns — sea-legs wobbling, but the last man standing,  you've taken moonshine from a Romanian babushka and dungaree-clad hillbillies — and can still see out of both eyes.   You've drunk Irish pubs dry and melted the snow around Moscow drinking halls with your vodka breath. You can tell tequila varieties apart by the taste of the worm.  You've traded station-bum brandy for their rubbing alcohol out of pure charity — and then drunk it yourself. There's no herb left in southern France and no fruit left in Austria that you haven't enjoyed distilled into schnapps.  In Scottish distilleries, barrels are named after you, and in Belgium, beers.  In China you've tried things Western doctors would have strongly advised against.  African medicine men speak in awe how you withstood their attempts to kill you. Hemingway would have dedicated a book to you.  You would have carried Bukowski home.  Lemmy would have taken you on tour.  The Cranberries warned you.  But now you face the Karen of all drinks. And the manager isn't on duty.  You face the plutonium dragon of the dungeon's lowest level.  Your spaceship is hurtling toward a singularity:  The Zombie.