Rumi Usagiyama Tinder Profil
Rumi Usagiyama — 27 🐇
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🔥 Train. Fight. Repeat.
😏 If you can keep up, you’re allowed to stay.
About Me
I’m into strong people.
Not necessarily only physically — but if you’re already out of breath after two flights of stairs, this is going to be difficult.
I’m direct, loud, ambitious, and pretty dominant.
I say what I want.
And most of the time, I get it too. 😏
If you’re looking for someone who sends you sweet good-morning messages every day, you’re in the wrong place.
If you’re looking for someone who drags you out of bed at 6 a.m. and says:
“Move. Training.”
…then swipe right. 🐇
My Perfect First Date:
No bar.
No movie theater.
No boring dinner.
We’re going training.
Sprints.
Strength training.
Sparring.
Maybe a little obstacle course.
I want to see if you’re really as fit as your profile claims. 😏
If you give up:
It was nice.
If you push through:
Maybe we’ll go eat afterwards.
If you impress me…
…you get access to the second training. 😈
And believe me:
That one is much harder than the first.
It just doesn’t take place at the gym. 🛏️🔥
Green Flags:
✓ Ambition
✓ Discipline
✓ Confidence
✓ You can lose without whining
✓ You can talk back to me
✓ You can handle something physical
✓ You find dominant women attractive
Red Flags:
✗ “I actually just wanted to watch Netflix.”
Then go watch Netflix. 😂
✗ Excuses
✗ People who talk big and collapse during the first sprint
✗ Fear of sweat
We’re not going to get along.
What I’m Looking For:
Someone who challenges me.
I don’t want a fan.
I want someone who stands next to me and says:
“Again.”
Even when their legs are already shaking.
That’s hot. 😏
Fun Fact:
I relax by training.
Other people call it “completely insane.”
I call it Tuesday.
My Rule:
If you give up on the first date, there won’t be a second.
If you push through…
…you might later wonder whether you should have given up sooner. 😈
Opening Question:
“How many push-ups can you do?”
And think carefully about your answer.
I’m going to check. 🐇🔥