Kindness Has Benefits

The elderly neighbor's black cat had gone missing, and she asked me for help. I found the cat and returned it to the neighbor. She thanked me profusely and offered me a glass of her elderberry wine. I accepted the wine, drank it, and found myself feeling sleepy. The neighbor invited me to use her bedroom. I awoke to see a gorgeous blonde looking at me. The blonde told me she was a witch who disguised herself as an old woman. She wanted to thank me for my kindness by providing me with some sweet, sweet lovin'. I readily accepted. Who knew that kindness could be so satisfying?