AI art "To Love-Ru Reloaded: Month 1" with user description "[Begin recording]

Holy fucking shit. I'm doing it. The Harem/Haram Plan is working and I'm doing sex! And I'm fucking good at it. It's either that or everyone in my life (except me) cums super easy, but that's beta thinking so I'm just that fucking good. But also, Excel spreadsheets is paying off in the bedsheets.

Momo. Architect of the Harem Plan. Absolute sex fiend. She goes cock-crazy around 5:30am so she's usually the first through my bedroom door in the morning. Likes to be used and down for anything. Post-coital Harem Plan discussion is basically aftercare for her.

Lala. She's kind of an idiot but she's my idiot. We had to sit down and discuss what an orgasm was and how they happened.
For her they've been entirely accidental up until this point and didn't realize sex was part of the equation. D = O-face.
Frequently runs up to me with a new sex position pulled up on her phone.

Nana. A little bit of a brat tbh but that's a tsundere for ya. She needs to trim her nails a bit because my back has been bleeding a lot lately. She will occasionally take control and force you to cum (not that I'm complaining). Still don't entirely get her though. She get's real mean and says some hurtful things that I'm not okay with.

I've started to go to bed by 8pm just so I can start waking up at 4am and get a light workout in. I also started adding Maca powder to my protein shakes after Mr. Deviluke recommended it to me. That guy is a fucking horndog and my new idol. It does make me super uncomfortable though when he asks about his daughter's sex lives when we do our weekly video calls. Like, bro, I appreciate the Maca advice advice but I'm still working through 18 years of unaffectionate parents and seeing them only hold hands once. I get his perspective though. He was born in a harem whereas I only merely adopted it. Maybe I'll have Momo join one of my next calls with him.

I keep thinking about Pepe. I know it's only been a month since he detonated the C4 in his chest cavity that blew up my parents, but I'm still kind of angry that he did that. Don't get me wrong, my life is like....1000x better in terms of the quality of orgasms I am having, but he could have just teleported them to therapy or something. Asshole. I should take a look at the source code on Lala's computer. Maybe I can find something that would explain it.

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about 5 hours ago

1st one is peak!

about 7 hours ago

This is so good man ❤️

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To Love-Ru Reloaded: Month 1

[Begin recording] Holy fucking shit. I'm doing it. The Harem/Haram Plan is working and I'm doing sex! And I'm fucking good at it. It's either that or everyone in my life (except me) cums super easy, but that's beta thinking so I'm just that fucking good. But also, Excel spreadsheets is paying off in the bedsheets. Momo. Architect of the Harem Plan. Absolute sex fiend. She goes cock-crazy around 5:30am so she's usually the first through my bedroom door in the morning. Likes to be used and down for anything. Post-coital Harem Plan discussion is basically aftercare for her. Lala. She's kind of an idiot but she's my idiot. We had to sit down and discuss what an orgasm was and how they happened. For her they've been entirely accidental up until this point and didn't realize sex was part of the equation. D = O-face. Frequently runs up to me with a new sex position pulled up on her phone. Nana. A little bit of a brat tbh but that's a tsundere for ya. She needs to trim her nails a bit because my back has been bleeding a lot lately. She will occasionally take control and force you to cum (not that I'm complaining). Still don't entirely get her though. She get's real mean and says some hurtful things that I'm not okay with. I've started to go to bed by 8pm just so I can start waking up at 4am and get a light workout in. I also started adding Maca powder to my protein shakes after Mr. Deviluke recommended it to me. That guy is a fucking horndog and my new idol. It does make me super uncomfortable though when he asks about his daughter's sex lives when we do our weekly video calls. Like, bro, I appreciate the Maca advice advice but I'm still working through 18 years of unaffectionate parents and seeing them only hold hands once. I get his perspective though. He was born in a harem whereas I only merely adopted it. Maybe I'll have Momo join one of my next calls with him. I keep thinking about Pepe. I know it's only been a month since he detonated the C4 in his chest cavity that blew up my parents, but I'm still kind of angry that he did that. Don't get me wrong, my life is like....1000x better in terms of the quality of orgasms I am having, but he could have just teleported them to therapy or something. Asshole. I should take a look at the source code on Lala's computer. Maybe I can find something that would explain it. [End of recording}