AI art "To Love-Ru Reloaded | Slice of Life 1 : Depression" with user description "[Begin Recording]

There are days when I wake up feeling empty.

And no, it's not because Momo has been emptying my balls every morning since my parents died. I'm....just having difficulty processing the events of the last few months is all. I need to set up some sessions with Tearju but just haven't had time. Just another thing to add to the spreadsheet I guess.... *stares off into space for a good minute then gasps for air like he forgot to breathe*

So yeah, I've been getting my parents mail since they died. We've managed to stop most of mail coming through from the debt collectors. I ain't owe them shit is what I wrote back and that surprisingly worked. I had to stop Lala from sending out the latest edition of Bye-Bye Memory-Kun. I am so glad I caught her because this version was POWDERIZED. I got some on my fingers when I grabbed the envelope from her and I forgot who I was for a good *stares off into space for 15 seconds* Thirty-six hours, I think. Yeah... Thirty-six sounds right. I'll double-check with Lala since she took notes on all the effects it had on me (she's thoughtful like that).

Right. Where was I? Trouble processing....due to reasons? *slowly starts nodding his head obviously deep in thought* Yes, so the reasons are as follows.

Peke.

C4.

Dead Parents.

No Emotional Processing

Massive Amounts of Sex

36 Hours of Ego Death

And now I've got another one to add to the list:

The Moonies.

I mentioned that I'm getting my parents mail, right? Well, it's that time of year where membership dues come around and Jeeeesus Christ are they persistent. Every goddamn week another mailer. I looked into it and it's basically a cult. They call the leaders True Parents. Apparently the leader is the second coming of Jesus Christ. My parents weren't Korean so I don't know why they joined the Unification Church of South Korea. My dad diiiid make trips to one of the Korea's for work a lot so maybe that's why?

Anyways, I wrote back that I ain't owe them shit and had Lala add some BBMK to the return envelope.

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To Love-Ru Reloaded | Slice of Life 1 : Depression

[Begin Recording] There are days when I wake up feeling empty. And no, it's not because Momo has been emptying my balls every morning since my parents died. I'm....just having difficulty processing the events of the last few months is all. I need to set up some sessions with Tearju but just haven't had time. Just another thing to add to the spreadsheet I guess.... *stares off into space for a good minute then gasps for air like he forgot to breathe* So yeah, I've been getting my parents mail since they died. We've managed to stop most of mail coming through from the debt collectors. I ain't owe them shit is what I wrote back and that surprisingly worked. I had to stop Lala from sending out the latest edition of Bye-Bye Memory-Kun. I am so glad I caught her because this version was POWDERIZED. I got some on my fingers when I grabbed the envelope from her and I forgot who I was for a good *stares off into space for 15 seconds* Thirty-six hours, I think. Yeah... Thirty-six sounds right. I'll double-check with Lala since she took notes on all the effects it had on me (she's thoughtful like that). Right. Where was I? Trouble processing....due to reasons? *slowly starts nodding his head obviously deep in thought* Yes, so the reasons are as follows. Peke. C4. Dead Parents. No Emotional Processing Massive Amounts of Sex 36 Hours of Ego Death And now I've got another one to add to the list: The Moonies. I mentioned that I'm getting my parents mail, right? Well, it's that time of year where membership dues come around and Jeeeesus Christ are they persistent. Every goddamn week another mailer. I looked into it and it's basically a cult. They call the leaders True Parents. Apparently the leader is the second coming of Jesus Christ. My parents weren't Korean so I don't know why they joined the Unification Church of South Korea. My dad diiiid make trips to one of the Korea's for work a lot so maybe that's why? Anyways, I wrote back that I ain't owe them shit and had Lala add some BBMK to the return envelope. [End of Recording]