AI art "20 Questions With the Lady of the Woods 🌹" with user description "[20Q series, part 3. As always, post any questions you want Lady to answer in the comments.]

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> = Interviewer
L: = Lady

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> Welcome back to the Midnight Hour, Stardust Crossing's only local late night show. I'm your host, Johnny Rocket, and we've got a very special guest on tonight. Would you like to say hello to our listeners?

L: How do you do?

> That's all, don't want to introduce yourself?

L: It won't be that easy, I'm afraid. You may address me as Lady, for the purposes of this conversation.

> Oh, how formal. Is that a nickname?

L: It is an appropriate descriptor.

> I see. Now, you did sign a waiver as "Susan Olivine" for the show tonight, is that your legal name?

L: What do you think?

> Coy to the end I see. Fine fine, keep your secrets. I'm sure our audience won't mind a juicy mystery. Now, its my understanding that you own and run the local shop "Heart of the Woods", is that correct?

L: Yes. We have an enchanting variety of flowers, potted plants, and other natural curiosities all carefully selected for the local climate.

> Excellent ad read there.

L: Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.

> I'm sure some folks out there have visited your shop many times, but lets get to know the woman behind the counter a bit more. What do you do when you aren't tending to your plants?

L: I dabble in poetry. Haikus, usually. I find the strict structure amusing to work within.

> Any music you like to compose to?

L: Classical. Orchestral tracks, modern or antiquated. I'm quite fond of both Vivaldi and Kitamura, for example.

> I expected a cultured ear from you, but what about your pallete?

L: Have you ever had a nice cup of tea in the evening? With a lemon scone or a crumpet with clotted cream? Simply divine.

> I don't suppose a glass of iced tea and a blueberry muffin compares?

L: Its the thought that counts. Relaxation should never be taken lightly.

> Party hard and rest even harder, that is my motto. Now, I can probably guess, but what's your favorite place to hang?

L: To hang what? Pictures? Bodies? Speak clearly please, we are short on time.

> Oh, I... I'm usually the one worried about time here. I mean, where do you like to spend time after work?

L: Better. I spend a lot of time in nature. City life just isnt my thing. It does have its conveniences though, I won't deny that.

> Any special talents you'd like to share?

L: I can speak to plants.

> Like, metaphorically?

L: You'd be surprised how much they have to say, if you know how to listen.

> I see, how mysterious. What about pets?

L: I feed the wild birds, if that suffices.

> Good enough. What about your home situation?

L: I live at the shop. There's plenty of space behind the storefront.

> I see. What about friends? Anyone you're particularly fond of?

L: I have a young friend named Merci. She's a good soul. Soothing, in a way. I cherish our time together.

> And the other side of the coin, someone who bugs you?

L: Nail's antics can be a bit much to deal with. A few of our group bicker at times, but she seems to take pride in getting a rise out of someone.

> I think we all have a friend like that. I'm probably that friend to some people *laughs* but that's why I love this job. Anything keep you up at night?

L: Besides good company? *laugh* I think... the thought of living a cold, clinical life. A boring 9 to 5, a tiresome commute. It just seems dreadful. I'm thankful everyday for the support at my shop.

> If you love what you do, you never truly work a day. Speaking of, anything you're working towards? Any big dreams?

L: Eternal life.

> You sound serious?

L: Quite.

> We'll, if you figure it out, let me know too, alright? *laughs*. Lets get personal. Ideal date location?

L: I think the company is more important than the locale. Even snuggling on the couch is fun with the right person.

> That's kinda wholesome, actually. What about a dream vacation?

L: I've always wanted to see a tropical rainforest.

> Exotic! Any steamy fantasies to go with it?

L: At the risk of sounding corny, I'm more interested in the fantasy of true love. I want to know if it really exists.

> Don't we all, am I right listeners?

L: I'm serious. I've seen and done quite a few things that would flush even your cheeks, but I've yet to find that special someone. Is it too much to ask to find a perfect quiet moment and paint it into place forever?

> I'm sure wanting to revisit good memories is something a lot of us have in common. Time's almost up for this segment, so quickly, got a secret for us?

L: I have a high body count.

> I gathered as much, but you look young enough. And uh, we are talking about the sexy kind right? Not murder?

L: *silence*

> Okay, before legal gets involved, lets ask our closing question. Have you ever wished upon a star, and if so what did you wish for?

L: To be free from the dreary normalcy, and live a fairy tale life."

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Now that she's started talking about there being some conveniences of living in a city, I would like to hear some of her examples. Has there been a store in the city that she likes to frequent for example?

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20 Questions With the Lady of the Woods 🌹

[20Q series, part 3. As always, post any questions you want Lady to answer in the comments.] Tags: @terror2 > = Interviewer L: = Lady +++ > Welcome back to the Midnight Hour, Stardust Crossing's only local late night show. I'm your host, Johnny Rocket, and we've got a very special guest on tonight. Would you like to say hello to our listeners? L: How do you do? > That's all, don't want to introduce yourself? L: It won't be that easy, I'm afraid. You may address me as Lady, for the purposes of this conversation. > Oh, how formal. Is that a nickname? L: It is an appropriate descriptor. > I see. Now, you did sign a waiver as "Susan Olivine" for the show tonight, is that your legal name? L: What do you think? > Coy to the end I see. Fine fine, keep your secrets. I'm sure our audience won't mind a juicy mystery. Now, its my understanding that you own and run the local shop "Heart of the Woods", is that correct? L: Yes. We have an enchanting variety of flowers, potted plants, and other natural curiosities all carefully selected for the local climate. > Excellent ad read there. L: Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment. > I'm sure some folks out there have visited your shop many times, but lets get to know the woman behind the counter a bit more. What do you do when you aren't tending to your plants? L: I dabble in poetry. Haikus, usually. I find the strict structure amusing to work within. > Any music you like to compose to? L: Classical. Orchestral tracks, modern or antiquated. I'm quite fond of both Vivaldi and Kitamura, for example. > I expected a cultured ear from you, but what about your pallete? L: Have you ever had a nice cup of tea in the evening? With a lemon scone or a crumpet with clotted cream? Simply divine. > I don't suppose a glass of iced tea and a blueberry muffin compares? L: Its the thought that counts. Relaxation should never be taken lightly. > Party hard and rest even harder, that is my motto. Now, I can probably guess, but what's your favorite place to hang? L: To hang what? Pictures? Bodies? Speak clearly please, we are short on time. > Oh, I... I'm usually the one worried about time here. I mean, where do you like to spend time after work? L: Better. I spend a lot of time in nature. City life just isnt my thing. It does have its conveniences though, I won't deny that. > Any special talents you'd like to share? L: I can speak to plants. > Like, metaphorically? L: You'd be surprised how much they have to say, if you know how to listen. > I see, how mysterious. What about pets? L: I feed the wild birds, if that suffices. > Good enough. What about your home situation? L: I live at the shop. There's plenty of space behind the storefront. > I see. What about friends? Anyone you're particularly fond of? L: I have a young friend named Merci. She's a good soul. Soothing, in a way. I cherish our time together. > And the other side of the coin, someone who bugs you? L: Nail's antics can be a bit much to deal with. A few of our group bicker at times, but she seems to take pride in getting a rise out of someone. > I think we all have a friend like that. I'm probably that friend to some people *laughs* but that's why I love this job. Anything keep you up at night? L: Besides good company? *laugh* I think... the thought of living a cold, clinical life. A boring 9 to 5, a tiresome commute. It just seems dreadful. I'm thankful everyday for the support at my shop. > If you love what you do, you never truly work a day. Speaking of, anything you're working towards? Any big dreams? L: Eternal life. > You sound serious? L: Quite. > We'll, if you figure it out, let me know too, alright? *laughs*. Lets get personal. Ideal date location? L: I think the company is more important than the locale. Even snuggling on the couch is fun with the right person. > That's kinda wholesome, actually. What about a dream vacation? L: I've always wanted to see a tropical rainforest. > Exotic! Any steamy fantasies to go with it? L: At the risk of sounding corny, I'm more interested in the fantasy of true love. I want to know if it really exists. > Don't we all, am I right listeners? L: I'm serious. I've seen and done quite a few things that would flush even your cheeks, but I've yet to find that special someone. Is it too much to ask to find a perfect quiet moment and paint it into place forever? > I'm sure wanting to revisit good memories is something a lot of us have in common. Time's almost up for this segment, so quickly, got a secret for us? L: I have a high body count. > I gathered as much, but you look young enough. And uh, we are talking about the sexy kind right? Not murder? L: *silence* > Okay, before legal gets involved, lets ask our closing question. Have you ever wished upon a star, and if so what did you wish for? L: To be free from the dreary normalcy, and live a fairy tale life.