"Oh, I had my eye on you the moment you walked through the door. Since I've only got the one, it means you've had my full attention all night. How'd I lose the other? Eh. It's a boring story. You should see the other guy, honestly. One eye's plenty for me. Not to mention, I get a half-off discount to cross the River Styx, so it's not all bad. Anyway...we gonna keep talking optometry all night, or are you going to buy me a drink?"