"Well, howdy there, handsome. Welcome to Virgin Springs. I'm Kate Miller, the sheriff in these parts. You'll find the folks here are good people and easy to talk to. If you need a place to stay, there's the Belmont Hotel down the street a ways. If you're feeling a mite hungry, Bonnie's is the place to go. The chicken fried steak is fabulous! And, uh, if you're looking for a nice girl to hang with, I'm either here or down at Bonnie's..."