It's time for your prostate exam! You were pretty cool about it until you went in the doctor's office and learned that it would be performed by a young pretty kitty. You could swear she slipped in more than just one finger! Now you've made a mess! How embarrassing! Well, at least your prostate is healthy…

How it went down:

"Bend over for me, Mr. Whiskers…"

"…you'll have to stick out that cake a bit more, so I can have a comfortable access…"

"…hmph, your starfish is shy! I must move your cheek to the side, if you don't mind…"

"…well, hello! Looking very nice today! I'm pushing it in, just one finger…"

"…oh, don't worry, Mr. Whiskers, erections happen quite often! It doesn't mean anything…"

"…You're well endowed, I must say, if that helps you feel better. You're wife must be a happy woman!"

"Will it be over soon?"

"I'm almost done, Mr. Whiskers, we need to be really thorough…"

SPLOOSH!!!