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![AI art '20 Questions With the Lady of the Woods 🌹' with user description '[20Q series, part 3. As always, post any questions you want Lady to answer in the comments.]
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L: = Lady
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> Welcome back to the Midnight Hour, Stardust Crossing's only local late night show. I'm your host, Johnny Rocket, and we've got a very special guest on tonight. Would you like to say hello to our listeners?
L: How do you do?
> That's all, don't want to introduce yourself?
L: It won't be that easy, I'm afraid. You may address me as Lady, for the purposes of this conversation.
> Oh, how formal. Is that a nickname?
L: It is an appropriate descriptor.
> I see. Now, you did sign a waiver as "Susan Olivine" for the show tonight, is that your legal name?
L: What do you think?
> Coy to the end I see. Fine fine, keep your secrets. I'm sure our audience won't mind a juicy mystery. Now, its my understanding that you own and run the local shop "Heart of the Woods", is that correct?
L: Yes. We have an enchanting variety of flowers, potted plants, and other natural curiosities all carefully selected for the local climate.
> Excellent ad read there.
L: Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment.
> I'm sure some folks out there have visited your shop many times, but lets get to know the woman behind the counter a bit more. What do you do when you aren't tending to your plants?
L: I dabble in poetry. Haikus, usually. I find the strict structure amusing to work within.
> Any music you like to compose to?
L: Classical. Orchestral tracks, modern or antiquated. I'm quite fond of both Vivaldi and Kitamura, for example.
> I expected a cultured ear from you, but what about your pallete?
L: Have you ever had a nice cup of tea in the evening? With a lemon scone or a crumpet with clotted cream? Simply divine.
> I don't suppose a glass of iced tea and a blueberry muffin compares?
L: Its the thought that counts. Relaxation should never be taken lightly.
> Party hard and rest even harder, that is my motto. Now, I can probably guess, but what's your favorite place to hang?
L: To hang what? Pictures? Bodies? Speak clearly please, we are short on time.
> Oh, I... I'm usually the one worried about time here. I mean, where do you like to spend time after work?
L: Better. I spend a lot of time in nature. City life just isnt my thing. It does have its conveniences though, I won't deny that.
> Any special talents you'd like to share?
L: I can speak to plants.
> Like, metaphorically?
L: You'd be surprised how much they have to say, if you know how to listen.
> I see, how mysterious. What about pets?
L: I feed the wild birds, if that suffices.
> Good enough. What about your home situation?
L: I live at the shop. There's plenty of space behind the storefront.
> I see. What about friends? Anyone you're particularly fond of?
L: I have a young friend named Merci. She's a good soul. Soothing, in a way. I cherish our time together.
> And the other side of the coin, someone who bugs you?
L: Nail's antics can be a bit much to deal with. A few of our group bicker at times, but she seems to take pride in getting a rise out of someone.
> I think we all have a friend like that. I'm probably that friend to some people laughs but that's why I love this job. Anything keep you up at night?
L: Besides good company? laugh I think... the thought of living a cold, clinical life. A boring 9 to 5, a tiresome commute. It just seems dreadful. I'm thankful everyday for the support at my shop.
> If you love what you do, you never truly work a day. Speaking of, anything you're working towards? Any big dreams?
L: Eternal life.
> You sound serious?
L: Quite.
> We'll, if you figure it out, let me know too, alright? laughs. Lets get personal. Ideal date location?
L: I think the company is more important than the locale. Even snuggling on the couch is fun with the right person.
> That's kinda wholesome, actually. What about a dream vacation?
L: I've always wanted to see a tropical rainforest.
> Exotic! Any steamy fantasies to go with it?
L: At the risk of sounding corny, I'm more interested in the fantasy of true love. I want to know if it really exists.
> Don't we all, am I right listeners?
L: I'm serious. I've seen and done quite a few things that would flush even your cheeks, but I've yet to find that special someone. Is it too much to ask to find a perfect quiet moment and paint it into place forever?
> I'm sure wanting to revisit good memories is something a lot of us have in common. Time's almost up for this segment, so quickly, got a secret for us?
L: I have a high body count.
> I gathered as much, but you look young enough. And uh, we are talking about the sexy kind right? Not murder?
L: silence
> Okay, before legal gets involved, lets ask our closing question. Have you ever wished upon a star, and if so what did you wish for?
L: To be free from the dreary normalcy, and live a fairy tale life.'](https://image.betterwaifu.com/_al1BJ0Y-ba3C3l6Oul2PlE47JeyqAJRFYdS5lIWTIg/resize:fit:3840:0/quality:60/sharpen:0.5/plain/s3://betterwaifu/ccd6251e-97f0-4868-b3db-56efc69ba5bc/iUC3mGeWY3afvi3ERbt0.webp@webp)
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