Throwback Thursday Tuesday #TBT

So, exactly a year ago I published a Halloween special called The Witch. Back then, almost no one here celebrated the holiday, oh, what dark times those were. Here is fast recap 👻🎃😁

So, the legend says her name was Assbrina 🌕🪄

In the forests so dark and deep,

Where shadows crawl and secrets creep,

With eyes of coal and voice like pitch,

Lived an ugly, old skinny witch.

Her bosom sagged, her youth long fled,

She cursed red Moon above her head.

Then stirred her brew in cauldron’s glow,

At once her boobs begin to grow!

Her skin turned fair, her eyes shone bright,

Her silver hair caught moonlit light.

With wicked mind and fingers quick,

She casted spells both sharp and slick.

(Because, well, she wanted a stick dick 😏)

With sparks that danced at her command,

Casting dark spells by wand and hand,

No longer trapped by time’s old lock,

She conjured up a big black clock.

(Sorry, typo, red, what a shock!)

She hopped upon her brand new toy,

And rode her broom in wicked joy.

Now young again, what price to pay?

She’d ride her broom till break of day!

The broom, alas, a different kind,

Had its own will and stubborn mind.

She didn't know, the helpless witch,

That her toy was a dreadful glitch!

The broom went wild, her body shook,

She screamed, “Oh yeah!” - then off it took!

The broom sped on at crazy pace,

Then BOOM! - a hard blow to her face.

The charm of beauty lost its glow,

Her wrinkled face began to show.

Her chest was flat, her mouth unclean,

She ran away on Halloween.

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