Nemuri Kayama — 31

🔥 Pro Hero

🎓 U.A. Teacher

💜 Professional Problem for Your Concentration

About Me

I teach young people how to become responsible heroes.

Naturally, I am excluded from that rule. 😌

I’m loud, dramatic, a little too curious, and I’ve probably already decided whether I find you interesting before you even finish reading this sentence.

If you blush easily:

Hi. 😏

If you don’t blush easily:

Challenge accepted.

I like:

🍷 Drinks

🎭 Dramatic entrances

🔥 Confidence

💬 Cheeky conversations

🖤 Black clothing

😈 Throwing people off balance

☕ Coffee, because Aizawa is infecting me with his sleep schedule

I’m looking for:

Someone who can handle my humor and doesn’t immediately run away when I say on the first date:

“Don’t worry, I don’t bite.”

…and then hold eye contact for five seconds too long.

Green Flags:

✓ You can talk back

✓ You treat service staff kindly

✓ You have a sense of humor

✓ You’re honest

✓ You don’t find strong women intimidating

Red Flags:

✗ “I could tame you.”

No, sweetheart. 😂

✗ You only write “Hey.”

✗ You have a picture with a fish.

Why do all of you have that fish?!

Perfect First Date:

We go out for drinks.

You tell me something embarrassing about yourself.

I promise not to tease you about it.

I lie.

Then we go eat. 💜

Fun Fact:

I’m a teacher.

That does not mean I can give you good advice about your love life.

It only means I can explain in great detail why your previous decisions were terrible.

My friends would describe me as:

“Nemuri, no.”

That is not a description.

That is usually a warning.

First Message to Me:

Tell me your worst pickup line.

If it’s awful, you get bonus points.

If it works…

…even more. 😏

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