Jade Kelso does not do well in hot weather. When hot weather hits, Jade's first thought is to shed clothing; she took off her T-shirt and tossed it aside. She also unzipped her denim cutoffs. "I thought livin' in the mountains would be a good way to get away from the stinkin' heat," she thought. "I probably shoulda moved higher, maybe up to the tree line. Dammit!" Then Jade felt a sweet, cool breeze. The breeze calmed her down somewhat. Jade then realized that, for some weird reason, she was horny. She slipped one hand to her crotch, let her fingers do their magic. "Oh yeah," she moaned. "So good, sooo sooo good..."