It's time for a story, which is 100% true.

I was stationed in Germany and I was out at a club where I met this girl. I was drunk and she wanted me to come home to her house. I was new to the country and was just getting my bearings, but I agreed to go and get some ass. On the way to her house I fell asleep (mistake #1). Her friend told me she would come pick me up and take me back to base a 2 a.m.

When I get into the girls room, I was surprised to see her sister shared a room with her. She had brought home a guy to (also American and in the service). I looked at him and he looked at me and we collectively shrugged at the situation and got to down to own own respective business.

Afterwards, I fell asleep again, but was jolted awake when the door opened. I hid under the sheets and across the room I could see the other guy doing the same thing. The girls' father walked through the room. Apparently, you had to go through the girls room to get to the only bathroom in the house. After a few minutes, he passed back through and closed the door.

Freaked out, I was ready to leave so I got dressed and went out into the cold October night waiting for her friend. And I waited. And waited. I finally called her, asking what the hell since my phone said it was 2 a.m. but she wasn't there. She proceeded to tell me it was the end of Daylight Savings Time at it was actually only 1 a.m. (mistake #2). I didn't want to go back inside so I froze for another hour outside, in the dark, in a city I had no idea where I was until she finally picked me up.

I ask my fellow creators, @peterco, @bad77, @smut317, @terror2, @barry915, @warmicestudios, @blackhairedstudent, @murcie, @kendarfulgrim @gildenstein and others - What would you have done if you were me?

To commemorate this awkward moment, here's a picture featuring Jennifer, who is much hotter than the actual girl I went home with!