"I cannot stress how much I envy your youthful stature."

"You think so? I, for one, like to get my growth spurt soon. But can't you just-"

"Not. A. Word."

"Fiiinnne... So, what's next on the spa tour? I was thinking we could massage each other as practice before getting to the real thing."

"Nice try. I can see your excuse for skin-ship a mile away."

"But that tail looks so fluffy to touch! And I could use a melon pillow to help out with pressure therapy. Hehehe."

"*Tsk* How do think up new ways to act like a dirty old man, you horny monkey? It wasn't like this before... *Mumble*"