I wanna try something:

"The cruel bitch of an Elf known throughout Lartalah as Soliela the Malignant wasn’t so cruel that she would have wished the fate that had been inflicted upon her one-time companion onto anyone.  Sure, there had been the incident not so long ago with the Halfling, but that had been a simple matter of unfortunate business.  Unfortunate for the Halfling, at least.  It was through her mastery of such unfortunate business that she could tell that whomever – or whatever – that had executed the boy was not her equal.  Though the darkness of the Doom’s Wood was quite unfriendly to the sun, letting nary a single ray of it through the dense and twisted canopy of its vile trees with solid black leaves; and those that walked into the sickly forest had walked into a realm of perpetual night that only grew darker the deeper they went, the light cast from Soliela’s torch was more than enough to allow her Elf eye to see the grotesque display that had been made of her friend’s body.  The sight of the Wood Elf named Eijin in such a manner cause a conflict of emotions within her that she didn’t quite understand.  Not at first.  It wasn’t the condition of the boy, for she, too, had inflicted horrors upon the flesh of many throughout the long and torrid history of her life.  The meat under the skin was no stranger to her.  After all, she hadn’t been called Soliela the Malignant in jest, and she most certainly hadn’t given her herself the name.  Such an act was without tact, in Soliela’s mind.  Something best reserved for her older siblings.  No, it was a name well-deserved and well-earned.  Yet, this butcher’s display of Eijin had left her uneasy; disturbed.  Indeed, as revolting as the meat of it was, as terrible as Soliela found it to be, there was something else about it that had jarred her.  She held the torch she had in her left hand closer to the corpse and asked herself: Why?"

Oh, it worked. Neat! That is the very first paragraph of my fantasy... thing. It's called Side Quests & Halfling Tasks, and in that very first paragraph I introduce Soliela the Malignant. Maybe people will like it!