Girl, you wanted to catch all that in your hand?

We've all been there, haven't we. You brush your junk in a weird way and you're one hot thought away from going "yea i can squeeze one out real quick" just a spontanous li'l, sess you know? As you're way beyond the event horizon, you realize you're not prepared. There's no way you can stop now to get up and get napkins, you don't wanna sticky up your clothes either. "just spunk it in my hand real quick!" But no, it ends up a mess. It always does. Hand sticky, legs sticky, clothes jizzed up. And was it worth it? (Yes. Of course.)

Always prepare!