Pretty much everyone in Baker Springs, Texas, knows Joan and Jackie Hardesty. They’re two attractive women. They’re also two sources of West Texas mischief that you have to see to believe. Joan and Jackie feel that Baker Springs is getting a little too, in their words, "fuddy-duddy." So these young women feel the need to shake things up, give people something to talk about. Like the other Saturday night, for instance. The sisters nonchalantly walk into the Longhorn Saloon and go up to the bar to get some liquid refreshment. They hear gasps and mutterings. The sisters turn and look at the other Longhorn patrons. Joan, wearing a blue-and-white flannel shirt, says, "Jackie and I know y’all talk about our asses. Well, dang it, we decided to wear assless chaps tonight. Ya like what y’all see?" The sisters then proceeded to wiggle their naked asses. Jackie then said, "C’mon now, admit it: You guys like our asses. How about a round of applause?"

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