@octavian asked me to turn the phone call down below into a post.

I s̶t̶o̶l̶e̶ borrowed some of his prompt to make the process a little bit quicker.

To give some context to the phone call:

I had just gotten word that Octavian's girls from the Alpha Epsilon Mu sorority were going to Club BetterWaifu to find some real men to have a good time with.

This is the phone call that immediately followed:

😲📞: "Hello? I need a taxi ASAP!"

🚖📞: "Sure thing, honey! I'll be right over once I've dropped off my current client."

😨📞: "Please hurry! It's somewhat of an emergency!"

Moans of pleasure can be heard from the other side of the phone

🚖📞: "Ugh, fine! But I'll be expecting a large tip from you, mister! Sorry @poly7, hold on to something, preferably me. We're going into overdrive!"

Beep beep beep

🤔💭: "That taxi driver sounded familiar somehow..."

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Disclaimer: I do not encourage making phone calls while driving without a hands-free kit.